A Newfoundlander goes into a Tim Horton’s in Gander
A Newfoundlander goes into a Tim Horton’s in Gander, NL and notices there’s a “Roll Up The Rim To Win” Contest going on. So, he...
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A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do...
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A small tourist hotel
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty...
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The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls. ‘I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I...
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Three men went to hell.
Three men went to hell. The devil said to them, “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in...
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A Newfie decides to travel across Canada
A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he...
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Three old men are sitting on the porch
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, “Fellas, I’ve got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every...
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A mother hears noises in the lobby
Late in the night, a mother hears noises in the lobby. She goes to check it out, and sees her son preparing to leave the...
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An old cowboy walks into the barbershop
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, and he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off...
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one...