A fellow decides to take off early from work
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is...
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Two college basketball players
Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in...
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At dawn the telephone rings.
At dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you?...
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The occupation of your father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...
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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a...
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A Texan walks into a pharmacy
A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles… The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him....
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There was this zebra
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit, so the zoo keeper decided as...
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The Pre-Christmas pressure
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel...
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A bald guy walks into a bar
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says “Hey midget, gimme a beer!” The bartender gives the man...
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A man lost both his ears
A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of...