Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke
Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can and poured half the contents into her own glass, and...
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Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen...
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Little Johnny saw an alligator in a water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in,...
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An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard.
An old, tired looking dog walks into a man’s yard. The man checks the dog’s collar, feels its well-fed belly, and realizes that the dog...
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A wife cranky because her husband was late coming home again
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t...
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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All...
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A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army. Neither of the 3 are very happy about it, and the only...
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My Fiancée Wore a Black Dress Instead of the White Gown We Picked – When I Found Out Her Reason, My Life Was Never the Same
Standing at the altar, Jett waited excitedly for his fiancée Tavi to walk down the aisle in the beautiful white gown they chose together. But...
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My Neighbor Forced Me to Tear Down My Fence Because It Was 9 Inches on Her Property – Then Karma Hit Her Hard
I lived a quiet life in my neighborhood, always talking things over with neighbors whenever changes were needed. But I never imagined it would turn...
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My MIL Humiliated Me on Thanksgiving by Putting My Face on Her Turkey — But I Flipped the Script and Made Her the Joke
When people complain about in-laws, it’s usually small things: showing up without calling, moving stuff in your kitchen, or giving unwanted opinions on your life....