Two factory workers are talking to each other one day.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “Oh yeah? And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
As the woman leaves, the man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
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The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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The ninety five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members.
“How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.
“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”
“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you’re in good health. They are taking care of you, aren’t they?”
“Yes, they are taking very good care of me.”
“Are you in any pain?” she asked.
“No, I have never had a pain in my life.” “Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again.
The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry: “Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I’m afraid they’re all wondering where I went and why.”
